(Sung to the tune of "We Love You, Conrad" from "Bye Bye Birdie")
I love you, Vodka.
Oh, yes, I do.
I love you, Vodka.
And I'll be true.
When you're not with me, I'm blue.
Oh, Vodka, I love you!
Best friend, best tonic, best sleeping aid, best everything. And everything goes with vodka.
I don't remember when exactly I discovered vodka. I used to be a very faithful tequila drinker. I still do like my tequila when I'm feeling a little wild. But vodka and I go way back now. Vodka has been there for me through thick and thin, and I'm never leaving it. Ever. I heart you, baby!
I love you, Vodka.
Oh, yes, I do.
I love you, Vodka.
And I'll be true.
When you're not with me, I'm blue.
Oh, Vodka, I love you!
Best friend, best tonic, best sleeping aid, best everything. And everything goes with vodka.
I don't remember when exactly I discovered vodka. I used to be a very faithful tequila drinker. I still do like my tequila when I'm feeling a little wild. But vodka and I go way back now. Vodka has been there for me through thick and thin, and I'm never leaving it. Ever. I heart you, baby!
