Oh no. No no no no no no no no no.
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I don't even know what else to say about this.................................................................
Chain, chain, chain.....
These are paper clips which have evolved into animate objects, apparently. Cause they do this all by themselves when I'm not looking. They are either trying to make a chain long enough to escape the office, or having a wild orgy. Either way, I don't have time to pry them apart from each other and I find their behavior absolutely infuriating. I would throw them in the garbage, but I work for a non-profit organization and that could probably get me fired.
Oh.Em.Gee., Mother Nature.
Found this in my garden one day. I'm all like, "WTF?!" I'm familiar with fairy rings, but you have got to be kidding me! Do I have pornographic fairies visiting my garden? I mean, come on, this damned thing is rather frightening.
Turns out it is a mushroom rather enchantingly known as a "stinkhorn". OK. The scientific name is phallaceae ravenelii. I am not lying. Look it up on Wikipedia. Or, you can check them out here. http://waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0504.htm
I have now spent WAY too much time reading about these creepy things.
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