Sunday, August 7, 2011

Not So Delicious - UPDATED 12/1/11

http://www.ketv.com/r/28767896/detail.html?taf=oma
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Man Confesses to Sex with Cat

Wait, WHAT?!

So, this is not deliciously crazy, but decidedly insane and disgusting. Can't decide what's the most disturbing element to this whole thing.

A). That someone actually did this.
B). That the dumbass actually confessed to this. I mean, come on.
     He and the cat are the only ones who knew what transpired before
     the cat was tossed out the window, and the cat ain't talking.
C). That any self-respecting news agency would actually carry this story.
D). That I actually READ it.
E). That this is the first post on this blog.

On the bright side, I now have an amazing new vocabulary word: catf*cker.
I am permanently replacing the word motherf*cker. I use it often, but have never felt completely comfortable with its connotations, especially since I AM now a mother. :)


That's right, catf*cker.  As in:  That is one crazy catf*cker.  Can you BELIEVE what that catf*cker did?  Catf*cker better watch out.  Stupid cf'er.  Say it with me, people.


You KNOW you're laughing.....


*************11/13/11*************
The BEGINNING of the story?!?!?!




Dude meets Cat.  Dude falls in love with Cat.  Then what happened?! Cat refused his advances?  Dude caught Cat cheating on him?  Is that any reason to throw the one you love from a 30th-floor window?  Oh, how does love go so wrong?!









Another Piece of the Puzzle






Oh, dear.  I see this is when the trouble started.......

1 comment:

  1. OH. MY. GOD. Love the new word, tho!

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